New Patient Offer
Time
1 hour
So we can fully understand what’s happening
Includes time to discuss any concern or treatment you’re considering
Cost
$295
Maximum out-of-pocket price
Valued at $610, depending on your cover, you may pay less or even $0.
Teeth cleaning costs = no kidney-selling required.
New Patient Offer
A complete new patient appointment designed to actually understand what's happening - not just "a quick clean and see ya"
New Patient
$295
A comprehensive oral exam
X-rays and an OPG
Intra-oral photos so you can actually see what we see
A thoroughly gentle clean with AIRFLOW® technology
Fluoride application to keep your enamel game strong.
Time to discuss a dental concern or treatment you’re considering
Kids Teeth Cleaning
Because tiny teeth deserve BIG care (and mum guilt is real)
0 - 10 years
$99
Child Dental Benefit Schedule kids bulk billed
11-15 years
$199
Child Dental Benefit Schedule kids bulk billed
Payment options:
We’ve got HICAPS available so you can claim back on the spot, and we accept ALL major health funds. We’ve got Afterpay too. And given we’re such big oversharers, we even give you our price list!
Anderson, Five Dock
Pick us, pick us! why?
Because we don’t use anything remotely pick-like to clean your teeth.
Instead, our AIRFLOW® technology:
Is pain-free (no stabby instruments, just gentle, warm water and a powder clean)
Is great for sensitive patients, braces, stains and quite frankly anyone who’s *over* having their gums poked and prodded
Is the best clean you can have, is great for your teeth and is more targeted in its focus.
Ready for the cleanest teeth, you ever did see + feel?
(no pants required)
How to find us
(Hint: just look for the pink dog bowl out the front)
Cheeky Five Dock
Opening hours
Cheeky Waterloo
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Full disclosure's our thing: Here’s our dating history dental care prices
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You’re going to love us, and so will your kids, partner, mum, barista, dog...
Book now(JK, don’t bring your dog, unless its just for a pat - then absolutely do bring them)
FAQ
How long does a dental clean and check up take?
After we’ve performed our *hilarious* opening monologue – 1 hour. we’re not here to do a two-minute polish and call it a day. We take the time to properly assess, clean thoroughly, and explain what’s going on (in plain English).
How much does a dental check up and clean cost?
$295 for new patients. You’ll get a thorough assessment, a proper clean, and a clear plan (or the best news ever: nothing to do). Your private health fund claim will show the full itemised value of everything we did on the day—which may be higher than $295. Don’t panic. $295 is the maximum you’ll pay out of pocket for your first visit.
We claim your health fund benefit first, so depending on your cover, you may pay less than $295. You might even pay $0. Very satisfying. Health fund benefits vary depending on your policy, because apparently keeping things simple would be too easy.
How often should I book a teeth cleaning?
Most people do best with a teeth cleaning every 6 months, but if you’ve got gum inflammation, lots of build-up, braces/aligners, or you’re prone to sensitivity, you might need them more often. We’ll recommend what you need, not what boosts our wallet.
Does teeth cleaning hurt?
For most people, teeth cleaning feels more weirdly satisfying than painful — water, a bit of powder, and that “I can’t stop licking my teeth” clean. And if you’re sensitive or anxious, we’ve got you: we use EMS AIRFLOW® technology, which is a gentle way to lift plaque and surface stains using a controlled mix of air + water + fine powder (less scraping, more smooth sailing)
I’m a new patient and I’m nervous, what if I’ve left it too long?
You’re in very good company. We see “I’ve been meaning to book for ages” every single day. We’re calm, kind, and we explain everything before we do it. No lectures. No shame. Just solutions.
Can I discuss another dental concern during my new patient appointment?
Absolutely. Your $295 New Patient Experience includes time to discuss your other dental concerns or treatments you’re considering, whether that’s wisdom teeth, tooth pain, Invisalign, veneers, whitening or something else.
Let us know what’s on your mind when you book so we can come prepared. Any scans, treatment or procedures needed beyond the inclusions of your New Patient Experience will be explained and quoted separately.
